I Object

Finally we will have some closure!
It seems an Italian court of law will soon decide whether Christ really existed or not. Why didn't someone think of this sooner? I am so relieved. I can't wait for the video/press release of the decision so I can blast all my atheist friends. Hah! Take that!
I mean come on, if an Italian court says he existed then who are we to argue?
No, really, this is serious. Some Italian guy is suing some other Italian guy to force him to prove that Christ existed. This guy says he has proof that Christ is a fake and was based on some other guy. Yeah, whatever. If you want to read the details about this real case click here.