Breaking News!

A major break in Iraq today. All major news wires are reporting the capture of the two top figures in the "Al cowboya" terrorist organization.
"It took us a long time but we finally caught these two pokes. They have given us nothin but trouble for months now."
Said an unidentified Colonel.
Evidently, the two, named, Mik-al-imgonna-git-ya-sucka, and Kev-im-at-themovies were found holed up in an abandoned building waiting for a big shoot out. Early interrogations revealed little about how they have avoided authorities for so long on the ground in Iraq, but one report says that the only thing the two would say is "The Bolivian courts will never convict us!"