Dodge this!

Dodgeball
Arghhhhh! This be the foulest piece of stinkin anti-treasure ever foisted upon the seven seas!
If you listened really close you might have heard Steve the pretend pirate say this about the very movie he was in.
If you are thinking of seeing this film just remember the 5 'D's of Dodgeball.
1. Dodge
2. Dip
3. Dive
4. Duck
5. Dodge
So, whatever you do, dodge, dip, dive, duck and dodge this film.
ARGHHHHHHHH!!!