Wanna buy a Garage?

I hate garage sales! The ultimate Bait & Switch. You go to these things and no one is actually 'selling' their garage. They are trying to sell you all the worthless crap they've been chucking in their garage for the past 10 years. I hate yard sales too. Right! You guessed it. No one is actually 'selling' their yard. So, DW (Dear Wife) decides to participate in a 'multi-family' yard sale in our neighborhood this Sat. Multi-family yard sale is actually code for, 'everyone drag your crap out on to your lawn and see how many idiots will come by at 6:30am on a Sat. morning to buy stuff for .50.'
Of course I got dragged into it. I couldn't schedule a business trip fast enough to be out of the way.