Stupid Ideas

Put THIS in the column of ideas that sound good but are stupid. Nokia is releasing a cell phone with a built in 'lightning proximity detector'. What the freak? So, you're out strolling in the meadow and your cell phone rings and you answer it and it says, "look out! Lightning!" And then what? You duck? Come on! If you're out strolling in a meadow or on a golf course I think you would know if there were a chance of lightning nearby. Just a couple of clues:

1. Dark clouds
2. Blowing wind
3. Heavy rain
4. Unmistakable sound of THUNDER!

Now, if you could set the lightning warning to use the sound of thunder and vibrate your phone at the same time, that might be cool. ;)