Retraction

It looks like I need to post a retraction to an earlier entry.
Evidently I have stepped on some sensitive toes. I am sorry from the very bottom of my heart. Please, please, please forgive me. If I had known people were on their deathbeds I would never have attempted any provocation whatsoever. So, in order to make this formal:

PUPPIES DON'T SUCK
KITTENS DON'T SUCK

Is this good enough? Ok, PETA you can stop flaming me now!
Some people are so sensitive about their passions.
Over and out.