Funnyisms

I saw these in an email today and they made me laugh. So, I thought I'd share.

#7.   Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
 #6.   Some people are like a slinky... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
 #5.   Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital dying of nothing.
 #4.   All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
 #3.   Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars, and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
 #2.   In the 60's, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
 #1.   THOUGHT FOR 2007:   We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America, but we haven't a clue as to where thousands of Illegal immigrants and Terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration and home land security!