Kiss the 'ass' Goodbye

In a surprise move today, the DNC has announced it is changing it's mascot/logo (click here to see new mascot).
After years of 'jackass' jokes and 'donkey' references the dems have decided to get away from all that and have adopted a whole new look.

"This new image more accurately represents the heart and soul of the modern Democratic Party and the direction we are headed into the future."

Said, Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry in a 12:01pm news conference.
Kerry's running mate John Edwards, who late this afternoon caught up to the Kerry candidate train after being left behind in Long Beach California when he got stuck in a stall in a train station bathroom, said,

"I love this new image! With Democratic leadership in the White House this will represent the direction of a new America! I really believe this! I really do!"